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Suction Cup Dildo Positions: Where to Mount Your Toy
So you’ve bought a suction cup dildo. Now you want to know: Where do you stick one of these toys? How do you use a suction cup dildocomfortably?
Finding the right suction cup dildo position can be a real challenge (especially if you’re not as young as you used to be ☺). Even in the last few years, I’ve realized that arching my shoulders back while I’m fucking the wall isn’t the easiest thing. And I highly value comfort! So, for everyone else out there who’s looking for a better hands-free masturbation session, I’ve decided to write about my experiences with suction cup dildo positions and sticking places. I’ve also included mybest suction cup dildo recommendations, in case you’re looking for a new, comfortable, andbody-safetoy!Suction Cup Dildo Guide for a longer listing of body-safe toys. PVC is cheap, but silicone can be very affordable too!">1
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Me and the Dildo: Positions
The first question is: vertical or horizontal?
Vertical:With a suction cup dildo on a flat vertical surface (like a wall), you only have two options for vaginal use: you face the dildo or you turn your ass toward it. As someone who really likes an upward curve forG-spotstimulation, I typically face towardmy suction-cupped dildos, and I have their coronal ridges pointing up, toward the ceiling. The disadvantage of this position, though, is that—unless the dildo is really long and squishy, or has an extreme upward curve—it puts a lot of pressure on the lower back and knees too. (Unless you have a wall cutout:see #11 in the “Where to Stick It†section, next.) Katie's Pinterest page have to angle my pelvis forward and push back from the wall in order to get the angle I like.
If you’re using your wall-mounted suction cup dildo anally, of course you’ll be facing away from it. (Unless you have a veryloooongdildo or are more acrobatic than I am.)
Anally or vaginally, butt-to-the-wall can be awkward. I’ve tried it both standing up and on my knees, doggy style. While I’m standing with a dildo entering me from behind, I often feel like I’m going to fall over when I try to get a good rhythm going. And when the dildo is lower on the wall and I’m on my knees, my feet and legs get in the way. Plus, I’m not getting any additional clit stimulation when I have a dildo entering me from behind (like I would if I was facing the toy and using it vaginally). Your mileage, of course, may vary depending on your anatomy. Overall, withone big exception, dildo-from-behind is a position that I find uncomfortable vaginally, and a bit awkward anally too.
Horizontal:Mounting a dildo on a horizontal surface gives me a bit more control: I can lean forward (to get a goodG-spotcurve) or backward without putting awkward pressure on my lower back. But…getting the right height is the problem when you have a dildo stuck on a floor/chair/desk, etc.!
Keep reading for details about the trials and tribulations (😉)2 I’ve undergone while sticking dildos all over my house.
Where to Stick It
The stars indicate how workable I’ve found each position, with five stars being the best. V = vaginal use, A = anal!
I think this is the most obvious idea—or at least it was for me personally, because I find showers to be a turn-on in general.Aaaahwarm water. (Yes, you’ll need lots of lube if you’re getting hit by the water, though!A thicker water-basedor ahybrid like Sliquid Silkworks well with silicone toys.)
So I’ve given dildo-in-shower usage a 4-out-of-5 rating vaginally, but your shower’s specific configuration makes a big difference. Like I said in the positioning section above, if you try to use a dildo on a flat wall while facing the wall, you’ll have to arch your shoulders back and thrust your pelvis forward if you want any kind of angle. (The angle of penetration matters a lot for me and my genitals.) My best dildo-on-flat-wall experiences have been withupward-curvingdildos or long,flexibledildos, so the toy hits the right spots for me. (My shower dildo choices follow the same pattern asmy overall suction cup dildo recs!)
If you’re lucky, your shower might have some sort of cutout, like this. See the fuchsiaReal Nude Ergostanding upright on that ledge?:
Seeall my suction cup dildo reviewsfor details about most of these guys! (ExceptTwin Tail Creations Cortez.)
My knees still get in the way a little here, but this ledge lets me rest my hands there and gives more room for my head and breasts. It works pretty well.
Anal is a totally different story. While standing, I can totally get a good rocking motion going, like I did withboth Avant Pride dildos. Lean forward, though, and it’s a slippery situation—be careful!
This is a tricky one: you have to get the right height dildo to use while straddling the tub. Otherwise your cervix will get poked/your rectum will get more than it’s ready for. Also, you’ll likely need a stack of pillows/towels if you don’t want one knee to be seriously higher than the other. (Or, I’m not ashamed to admit I purloined my kid’sstepping stoolfor this purpose.) I can’t ride anything comfortably when my knees are uneven, so I’ve pulled out every pillow in the bedroom for this approach. The bathtub edge is good for bracing your hands against, though.
Overall, I don’t find this the most comfortable position vaginally. It requires some upper-body strength, plus something sturdy to prop one knee up with.
Anally, it’s a bit more doable, though my dedicated butt dildo is a bit too long. Also, if you have a penis, I’d expecting that straddling the ledge would be pretty uncomfortable. Leaning backward is an option (instead of sitting upright/leaning forward), but I can totally see myself falling off the side of the tub this way. Maybe you’re more coordinated than I am, though.*shrugs*
Tantus’ Alanbends forward well with the Tantus suction cup inside.
It was a beautiful day when I realized thatMaverickwould stick to my nightstand and give me just about the height I was looking for. With the nightstand corner wedged between my thighs, I’m able to lean forward. I use my hands to push off against the body of the nightstand, so I can control the angle of penetration well with this technique.
Of course, the part where there’s actual firm wood (heh, I know,double-entendre) between my thighs gets a little annoying. I’m not able tosqueezearound the dildo as much as I like toward the end because there’s no room. I do enjoy this technique for some dildos, but in the end I’ll probably just pull out myLiberator Wing(now that I’ve finally splurged on one) for real cowgirl-style riding.
I 100% cannot get this position to work anally.
This also seems like a good idea…but nope. As far as I push the mattress up toward the headboard, there’s this little gap, and the mattress depresses. It feels saggy.
Yeah, I sleep with a purple elephant. You have a problem with that?
And with vaginal penetration, I just don’t have the room to thrust; I can’t arch my shoulders back like I would against a wall, because I would probably fall flat on my back.
Anally, it’s a bit better, but my feet can’t find the right place to rest. They get squished against the mattress.
Maybe there’s someone out there who can make this sticking place work, but that person isn’t me.
Anally, this could be a real winner, again assuming that you have the right-length dildo for you. Sit down on your dildo, get comfortable, and grind away. You won’t be doing any fast thrusting without falling over, but slower, shallower thrusts are go, as is simple grinding. I personally can’t take too much length up your butt, so I’d opt for a shorter, slightly flexible toy like theseAvant Pride dildos, especially the P3 (reviews here).
But I find this position overrated vaginally. I’m really into pounding my dildos, and I just can’t get any momentum going here. It may work better for grinding/squeezing (if the dildo isn’t hitting your cervix). But when I use this position while facing the back of the chair, the edges are cutting into my thighs and impeding my movement. And when I’m facing forward, I really can’t get a good angle. I’ve tried putting the chair beside my bed to give me something to brace against (and not fall over!), but still nope. Maybe I’m using the wrong kind of chair, though—the ones from my kitchen table are wide andsonot comfortable to wrap my legs around.
I’m including this one because I’ve seen people mention it before, but honestly it kinda grosses me out. I mean, we try to keep our bathroom clean and everything, but still, I’d rather not fuck where I piss and shit.3 For science, though, I have recently tried sticking a few dildos to the toilet lid.
Really, everything I said about “dildo on chair, †above, applies here. You have to have the right length, and it’s more about grinding than thrusting.
If you’re searching for how to ride a dildo comfortably, without leaning awkwardly (or having your toy sink into the pillows you have it propped up on), then I would recommenda dildo mount first.
As you can tell from this post, I totally supportsafelyperverting household objects—seriously, though,stay body-safewith your insertable toys (and be cautious about lying Amazon vendors). But I myself have a hard time comfortably using a dildo that’s stuck to the floor. For vaginal, cowgirl-style use, I need some elevation under my dildo, or else the weight of my legs makes my feet start getting really tingly, really quickly. I’ve tried mounting longer(like 8†insertable)dildos on my closet’s laminate floor, and this is OK only if I have a stack of pillows/a shelf in front of me to hold onto. Still, I’m not quite sure what to do with my legs. If you have shorter thighs and/or you’re not as particular about comfort as I am, this could be a good option.
Or, you could just sit flat on your butt with your legs in front of you. I’ve recently tried this (vaginally) with thesemi-flexible Avant D5 dildo, and it wasn’t too bad. I couldn’t quite get the angle I wanted, and leaning forward puts pressure on the stomach/lower abdomen.
Vaginally or anally, leaning backward puts pressure on the shoulders, upper arms, and lower back especially. It’s a hard position to pull off for very long if you’re into thrusting. If you just like clenching, though, it’s good.
valentines day corsets is suction-cupping your dildo to the bottom of the bathtub. Again, if you’re into clenching rather than thrusting, this could be great—especially if your bathtub has a slanted back like some Jacuzzi-type tubs do. I personally think that using a dildo while the tub is filled with water is a bad idea, because all your lubrication will get dried out. If you disagree with me and love this position, then asilicone/water-based hybridlube might help you stay better lubricated for longer.
I’ve also seen people discussing (onr/sextoys) sticking their suction cup dildo to a tile or a mirror. (Do be careful, as breakage might be a concern with the latter.) Again, if you have a longer toy, this will be easier—less stress on the thighs.
Someone once told me that they were tall and were able to do this. I tip my hat to this person, because I’m 5’8†with long legs and there’s absolutely no way I’m going to have the height to pull this one off. Maybe this person’s desk was shorter than mine?
This totally depends on how your door is configured, how sturdy it is, and how tall you are. Most doors in the places I’ve lived had a kind of crossbar, like this, with squares around it. That means that if your pelvis doesn’t line up with the crossbar, you’re out of luck—unless you can put the dildo on either side comfortably. (Watch out for that dooknob!)
So I could use my bathroom door in the house where I first started testing suction cup dildos (my first was made of PVC, grossly enough). But since we moved, my door approach doesn’t work as great. Plus, the door has to be sturdy enough that you don’t break the “wood†(or whatever kind of imitation-wood material, in my house’s case) or tear the door off the hinge. If you’re a bit violent in your suction cup dildo usage, this may be a real problem!
I haven’t even tried this one anally, folks, because there’s no way I could do it without my legs interfering. This is another one that I’d need a super-duper long dildo (and there aren’t many of those with suction cups).VixSkin Slim, in case you’re needing extra length.">4
I’m joking about this one (mostly), but it is possible. I’ve testedUncut #1 here(vaginally) on my washing machine, and the testing lasted about two minutes until I got annoyed by the metallic clanging noise that I was making as I hit the washer’s front with every thrust.
Check out thelast section of my Suction Cup Dildo Guidefor details about how I managed to pull this one off!
This is definitely not something to do if there’s anyone in the house who you don’t want knowing that you’re masturbating.
This is the holy grail of suction-cup-dildo screwing for me, for both V and A. You better believe that the first thing I was excited about when I saw this bathroom was this strip of wall (see the pic below). Thin-strip-of-wall dildo usage has the advantage of letting you bend your knees to really thrust, without making you arch your shoulders back. (Do I sound feeble, complaining about backaches? I just like to be comfortable, y’all.) Still, getting the right angle can be a slight problem with a firm dildo. Seemy list of favorite dildos below: all thesemake penetration more comfortable for me here:
Anally, dildo-on-wall is awesome because my legs don’t get smushed like in all the other vertical suction cup positions, and I can really control the speed. It’s a little hard to get the dildo mounted at the right height at first; I suggest inserting the toy and then sticking it onto the wall. This may involve some fumbling, but it works out in the end!
Yes, I have mounted a dildo to a plastic storage box before. (DIY dildo mount, right???) And again, it wasn’t terribly comfortable because the plastic edges were digging into my legs and the box was too wide. But a similar idea, refined, is theT.O.M. suction cup dildo mount, which you can buyfor $47 on Amazon.
Most people like these mounts, but others have the problem of them being so light that they don’t stay put. This is why you can also buy aplastic tray insert called a “weight attachment system.â€Personally, I didn’t see a huge need for the W.A.S. because I press my weight down onto T.O.M.I have a full T.O.M. review here,including a comparison with the Liberator dildo mounts.
I likeT.O.M. v.2sometimes for doggy-style, but Iloveit with theVelvet Thruster Mini Teddyself-thrusting dildo! This is by far thelaziest hands-free fucking setupI possess, out of all the toys inmy large collection.
My Favorite Suction Cup Dildos
I don’t like toys that are too hard when I’m thrusting hands-free. These body-safe silicone dildos are flexible, curved, and/or soft & realistic, for the most comfortable experience:
Other Ideas
MySilicone Suction Cup Dildo Guidehas three other hands-free alternatives that you can use even if your dildo doesn’t have a built-in suction cup. These are athigh harness wrapped around a pillow, adouble-sided suction cup, and aLiberator toy mount.
I think theLiberator Wing dildo & vibe mountplusBMS Naked Addiction Dual Density Dildois the most realisticsetup I’ve ever found for cowgirl riding.(The Naked Addiction Dual feels so good, I’m like ðŸ˜.)
I do have one beef with theLiberator Wing: I’ve purposefully torn a lot of stitches out of the lining so that I could actually fit my dildos’ bases in it without a struggle. You see, the main hole is designed for either dildos or vibes—so it’s 4″ deep but not very wide, so I have to wiggle-jiggle any dildo base in. Besides this minor complaint, the Wing is the best thing I’ve yet found for simulating cowgirl-style riding (and it works for anal or vaginal penetration). The pillow’s foam is super firm so that it doesn’t sink down under my body weight, and it’s comfortable to sit on/really grind against, for both vaginal and anal play. (It also works well for supporting your torso during doggy-style PIV sex.)
Final Thoughts
In the end, my personal fav sticking place isdildo-on-wall-stripfor both vaginal and anal. My vag also likesdildo-on-nightstand, and occasionallydildo-in-showerbecausemmm, warm water.
But you may find other options that work better for you. Or maybe you’ll be someone who just doesn’t care for suction-cupping a dildo to whatever—that’s fine too. Suction-cup-dildo play can be a real workout and isn’t for everyone. Some days I do love a good suction cup, but other days I’d rather have the more precise control I get fromjerking my dildos by hand. (Plus, then I get to feel the squishiness of some of my softer silicone; theTantus Vamp Super Softandthe VixSkin Johnnystand out here.)
And hey, I bet there are any number of other, creative places someone could attach a suction cup dildo to. Tell me in a comment if you have a good one that I’ve missed. (Any answer is acceptable besides “On my forehead!†Seriously, folks,bruising.ðŸ˜)
Have fun experimenting!
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Thanks for the review on that, interesting to know! 😀
These ideas are so creative! I’ve only ever thought of suctioning a dildo to the bathtub. I actually LOVE the washing machine idea, especially to do it while the washer is running to create nice vibrations! Perhaps one could use music to drown out the clanging noise!
These are some very creative mounting ideas. Good day.
I like to have my legs spread wide so I will get the full effect trying to find a way any ideas
I think either a dildo mount or a very loooong suction cup dildo stuck on the floor is the best way! Withthe Liberator mounts, or possiblythe thigh harness route, you get to be on top and spread your legs pretty wide, if you like. If you prefer to be flat on your back, though, then maybe look into a really long, handled toy that you’d have to thrust by hand: I’m thinking ofthe Njoy Pure Wandespecially.
Bought one for my girlfriend. We were having problems finding a comfortable place to use it in the bedroom. I had a big plastic container of unopened cat litter that it stuck perfectly too. We strapped the container to the end of the bed with a bungee cord and it works great for pigroasting position.
Omg! Love this review! ???????????? Just want to add that my fav spot for riding is the stairs. Sadly my new place has carpeted stairs. (Sad face). But I spent alot of time on the steps of my old home. Place your hands a step or two above the phallic friend with your feet one or two below and lower yourself on for a wild ride. Heaven!
Thanks so much! And that’s an interesting idea!
I’ve used a 12†bbc dildo on the bed post of our bed. It is glorious. Riding it from behind. I’ve tried the bathtub edge but it was hard to get started and my legs would give out. Using the bed post allows me to take a 12†dildo in the ass balls deep while trying to deep throat a 10†dildo at the same time. My wife loves watching this.
Great article! I was normally using the bathtub edge. As you mentioned, it can be a bit awkward doing that, since I have a penis. I have a strip of wall at my condo and it never dawned on me to try that! It worked great, and is now my go-to spot for using my new toy! Hugs 🙂
That’s awesome, I’m happy to hear it’s working well for you!!! Thanks for reading!
One thing not mentioned when mounting to a washing machine….maybe put in a slightly unbalance load while you do it. Might give a bit of an effect on a non-vibrating dildo. I’ve never tried it, but it was a thought.
I like sticking them to a dresser drawer that I have pulled out a bit, and if I’m feeling extra lazy I’ll pull a rocking chair in front of the dresser drawer to help with the thrusting.
Stick it on a dinner plate and place it on your pillow on your bed
I’ve found the best mounting trick ever was when I discovered my plastic kitchen trash can. I mount the dildo on the side and approach doggy style. Unlike the wall where your feet and legs impede the depth of your thrust, you can position both legs and feet alongside the trashcan and place your anus to where the dildo can go in to the hilt. From there I just place my elbows on the floor, effortlessly rock back and forth, and let the largest dildos I can take rake across my prostate. My suction cups dildos work awesome but I need to create some form of harness for my Holmes and Bam. Any ideas there?
I have a silicone dildo with a suction cup but can’t get it to stick anyplace? what am I doing wrong?
Some suction cups only stick on very smooth surfaces, like tile; and some have much stronger suction than others.
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